Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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