Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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