: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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