I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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