idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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