Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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