You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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