I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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