i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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