we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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