Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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