This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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