At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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