i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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