I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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