OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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