he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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