around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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