check it out our google latitudes are spooning
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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