dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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