He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
