he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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