You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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