so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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