Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
My vagina is officially offended.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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