Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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