It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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