Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Drunk is not a location!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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