well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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