So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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