We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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