I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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