I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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