yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
try to milk me bitch
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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