And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Randomize
