office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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