went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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