5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
