We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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