we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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