i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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