Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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