Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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