if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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