Where did you get a picture of my penis
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
