scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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