Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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