I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
