it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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