Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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