You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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